T/b

Noun. Slang. Total bitch. Someone who you hate beyond words.

Hey you’re a T/b ! What’s a T/b? Total bitch. Someone who you hate beyond words.

Chrissss

Noun. This how Herbert from family guy says Chris. It’s his whistle.

Hey Chrissss get yo fat ass over here!

Coolataine

Noun. Getting or attaining the status of being cool for a deserving person.

Hey you! Are you a coolataine? Prove it!

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

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P.n.s.

Slang. Pussy never sleeps. It’s when woman texts you while you’re sleeping and you don’t answer.

A guy tells his friends a woman texted him when he was sleeping. He didn’t answer. His friends said hey bro! Don’t you know P.n.s. What’s that? Pussy never sleeps!

T.f.o.

Acronym for totally freak out.

Mom said you can’t get the tattoo and you did anyway. She’ll T.f.o.!

p.o.p.d.

Noun. Perfect ornament placement disorder. Slang for wanting ornaments hung in the perfect place.

The family’s Christmas tree was so beautiful they obviously suffer from p.o.p.d.