when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

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golly sgt. carter

Noun. Gomer Pyle’s main catchphrase

Pyle! Did you close the car door!? Golly Sgt. Carter I sure did. Really?.. Then why is it open?!

High-note

Noun. Slang. It’s a stoner singing. The high part is the stoner after smoking weed.

That stoner singing sucks! Yeah that’s why it’s called a High-note!

Lintrious

Adjective. Full of lint

The dryer trap was lintrious

to swallow grass snakes

Slang. It means being so insulted that you’re not able to reply.

He somehow managed for me to swallow grass snakes. What do you mean? I’m so insulted I don’t know what to say.

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Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.

How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

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