thornader

Slang. It’s what southerners call an extremely violent tornado. It’s so violent that it destroys anything just like Thor’s hammer.

Hey did ya see that Thornader?! Yeah it was the most violent thing I’ve ever seen!

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

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tooty fruity what a booty

Slang. It’s what you say when you see someone’s ass you like.

Damn bro! Look at that ass! Tooty fruity what a booty! Wym? It’s what you say when you see someone’s ass you like. Ahh ok lmao

Catalina wine mixer

Slang. It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!

Hey bro! My girl gave me a Catalina wine mixer last night. Wtf is that?! It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!

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Gaylord

Noun. Oversized box attached to a pallet for commercial or industrial use.

The Gaylord was so heavy they needed a forklift to move it.

googetty my geshwargen

Slang. It literally means the act of having sex. It’s from season 4 episode 21 of family guy. Quagmire says that for the reason why he married the maid.

Maid: why did you marry me? Quagmire: so you can googetty my geshwargen!

i’d pork her

Slang. It literally means you want to fuck her. transitive Vulgar Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse with (another). Used especially of a man. Origin of pork. Middle English from Old French porc pig from Latin porcus ; see porko- in Indo-European roots.

She’s so hot I’d pork her! Wym pork her? I’ll literally fuck her!

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