red dot on the map

Slang. Another way of saying sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

Two tough guys were walking around the corner. They saw a sick dude attacking a little kid. The two guys ran over and pulled off the guy from the kid. They screamed at him and said ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!! She’s a little kid! Then the cops came and arrested him. As they’re taking him away the cop said you’re going to be a red dot on the map. Wym? It’s another way of saying a sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

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treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

stank-ups

The act of women exposing their kitty indirectly through their leggings while working out at the gym.

Bruh what's that smell? She's doing stank-ups. What?? What are stank-ups? The act of women exposing their kitty indirectly through their leggings while working out at the gym.

Kooo

Adjective. Loud bang or noise that echoes.

When the garbage truck set down the dumpster it made a loud kooo sound.

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the all queer alarm

Slang. Noun. It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

Hayyy! Is the coast clear? No tornado? Idk I haven’t heard the all queer alarm. The what?! Wym? It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

Tirdy pointer

Noun. A 30 point buck. It’s Canadian slang.

Oh yeah dere hey! Watch out for dem tirdy pointers

sdlm

Noun. Slang. Stupid dumb lazy motherfucker. Someone who is dumb and lazy at the same time.

I told you to take out the trash! I don’t want to! You’re a sdlm! Wym? Stupid dumb lazy motherfucker! Someone who is dumb and lazy at the same time. FUCK YOU!

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