she wants to take the zippity out of my doo da

Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.

Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.

Tay Tay

Noun. Short for Taylor Swift.

Tay Tay is an amazing singer!

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fuck a b it has more holes

Slang. Whenever someone says fuckin a it’s funny to say fuck a b it has more holes!

Fuckin a man! Fuck a b it has more holes! What do ya mean? Well aren’t there 2 holes in a b instead of one in a?

Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.

Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?

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Migamic

Migamic: something so large it can only be described with mega and Titanic

The ship was migamic in size like a mammoth

Suction cup

Noun. A lesbian doing the splits.

Hey! Look at that lesbian doing the splits! Hey suction cup!

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thot twot rot

Slang. It’s when thots use their vaginas in fucking random people so much it literally rots out. This is ideal for pimps because it makes them the most money.

Pimp: I expect you to make me 5 grand tonight.

Thot: what do you want me to do, besides tips and tricks? Pimp: you ever heard of thot twot rot? Thot: no. What is that? Pimp: it’s when thots like you use their vagina so much it literally rots out. Thot: Ohhh! Sounds great!