Dick Goesinya

Noun. A kooky lawyer for a hooker who’s on trial for prostitution.

Hooker: I demand a lawyer! Who did you hire? His name is Dick Goesinya

ltmoldd

Slang. Listening to music out loud do not disturb. It’s what you say when your music is blasting and you don’t want to be bothered.

Mom: turn the music down! Son: don’t bother me I’m Ltmoldd! Mom: what does that mean? Son: listening to music out loud do not disturb

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butt ramifications

Noun. Slang. It’s what happens when gays don’t get action. Butt cuz he’s gay and ramifications cuz there’s consequences for not getting any: he cuts them off!

Hey! Why can’t I get some? Some what? Action! I’m cutting you off! Why? Cuz you won’t give me any! You know what that’s called? What? Butt ramifications

Smash and Dashcam

Noun. How hookers keep track of car fucks.

The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!

Pang-Wangler

Verb. A Pang-Wangler someone who lives or goes along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.

Mickey Mouse is great example of a pang-wangler. He walks happily down the street whistling when things go wrong.

Anye1469

Slang. A proposition for oral sex.

A hooker asks a potential client Anye1469? The guy says hell yes!

Resting on our laurels

It means to be satisfied with your achievements and not to make an effort to do anything else. Satisfied and complacent

Just because you've got your degree doesn't mean you can be resting on our laurels. Wym? It means to be satisfied with your achievements and not make an effort to do anything else. satisfied and complacent.

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