S.S.4

Noun. Slang for zombie. Made popular by Rob Zombie in his song on the Devils wing.

Man! That S.S.4 is making scary noises! Said the monster hunter

Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.

Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.

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Cincinnasty

Noun. Slang. It’s where the most dirty hookers hail from. Its right next to Cincinnati.

Pimp: where ya from? Hooker:Cincinnasty
Pimp: where’s that? Hooker: a city in Ohio, right next to Cincinnati. Pimp: perfect 👌

prestidigitationater

Noun. Another name for a magician.

The prestidigitationater put in a good show at the birthday party.

Thot patrol officer

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.

A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.

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service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

scetti

Noun. Slang. A shortened word for spaghetti 🍝

Mom, what are we having for dinner? Scetti. What’s that? It’s a shortened word for spaghetti.