festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

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rancestry

A rancid ancestry, eg. a kid whose family tree doesn't fork has quite a rancestry.

Thanks to yo' rancestry, you got 12 toes.

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Duck Butter

It is when your butthole itches, so you run to the bathroom and itch it with some TP. You examen that TP and lo and behold! That little bit of yellow on the TP is a 'pat' of duckbutter. Everyone gets Duck Butter sometimes. Listen, fuck how everyone else defined this word. this is the truth!

Man this duckbutter is making my asshole itch!

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GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.

"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."

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