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1. A hard piece of snot, just inside the nostril but visible to anyone within conversation range. Usually hangs from and surrounds a nose hair the way wax surrounds a candle wick.
2. A semi-hard piece of snot that flies out of you nostril into a handkerchief or the palm of your hand when you sneeze.
When he sneezed, a snedley shot out his nose and landed in my french fries.
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Microorganisms that team in the corners of your crotch and make balls smell like balls.
My wife wouldn't give me oral sex till I wiped the scrotozoa from my stinking balls.
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If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!
When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.
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Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.
My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.
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(1) A car marketed to and driven by a woman.
(2) An SUV going annoyingly slow in a parking lot.
There goes Frank driving around in his wife's cunt bucket.
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A long, curved shit log that comes out your ass 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. It can be placed on your partner's head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.
When the strong fecal aroma filled the room I knew it could only be one thing. Eric displayed a big brown Corn-Studded Tiara on his head. His sexiness was reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn - with shit on top.
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