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The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
128π 110π
The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American
Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break
19π 3π
Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip
Babe, puck a condom on....
Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck
105π 22π
A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.
John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.
Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
24π 4π
Found predominately in rednecks Γ’ΒΒ when the lower teeth grow or extend past the upper teeth. This condition, if not fixed at a young age can cause digestion problems and also increase the risk of biting oneΓ’ΒΒs own tongue.
Did you see Billy?
No
He has the White Man's Under Bite! Damn!
Yea, dipshit bout bites his tongue off when he smiles...
25π 18π
The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
18π 2π
We are bringing Cheech and Chong Brownies to the party...watch out!
11π 3π