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Vomiting, ejaculating and shitting simultaneously.
Derrick: I shat myself and ejaculated at the same time last night!
Eugene: Shame you didnât puke also, you would have had the trifecta!
The measurement of the extent of something along its greatest dimension and circumference.
Susan: He had so much girthlength that I couldn't sit down for two weeks afterwards.
Deirdre: I'm so jealous, I've had girth and I've had length but never have I had girthlength!
Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.
Dave: Iâve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: Whatâs a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: Iâll be right back, Iâm going to Wetherspoons toilet!
To hit someone, usually with the back of the hand.
I should clack you round the head for being such an idiot.
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A vague likeness. Similar ish.
Dave: My cock is similar to yours Greg!
Greg: Nah itâs a bit smaller Dave, itâs similish!
Criminal #1: Oh shit itâs the one time, play it coolâ¦
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool⦠So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!