take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

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Detroiter

Resident of Detroit, Michigan.

The Lions are a major cause of depression among Detroiters.

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sky full of lighters

All Bruno Mars (and Eminem & Royce da 5'9") wants to see.

This one's for you and me
Livin' out our dreams
We're all right where we should be
With my arms out wide
I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters

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