Klalallihgt

Verb- klalallihgt is an unknown sexual activity that tends to be very painful if done multiple times. No one is really supposed to know what the action exactly IS, but they can still do the action on their friends, partner, or even their twin brother.

My friend invited me over to do this thing called "klalallihgting", should I go?

Larte

Adjective:
1 doing something or taking place after someone has shat themselves
2 belonging or taking place near the end of shat.
Adverb:
1 After the shat
2 toward the end of a shat

Oh shit! I was too larte, he'd already taken a massive fuckin' dump on the floor! Damnit Miley!!

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Okatkookt

Noun: A cooked cat, usually of some oriental breed.

How to prepare Okatkookt;
The cat must be coated in butter and bread crumbs, any seasoning that you prefer will work usually. After seasoned, place the cat in a pan and tape it down with duct tape, if you... didn't kill it (which you're not supposed to kill it first.) Next you put the cat in the oven (After preheating it on 420 degrees) and shut the door. Then cook f- Oh hey... No, no... Cooking cats it gross! You take the cat out of the oven, give it a nice, long bath, and show it unending affection! Then you've cooked the cat's HEART!

I got a call today... From Kim... She asked me if I wanted to come over and a new recipe her mom made, called "Okatkookt"... I didn't like the sound of it, but I went anyway.