Tucker Carlson

The process of "tuck"-ing your testicles behind you to form a bowtie, and farting out of your anus (serving as the mouth), mimicking an old -school Tucker Carlson.

However, as age sets in, and gravity takes over, the process looks more like a modern, regular necktied Tucker Carlson.

I just walked into the living room, bent over, and Tucker Carlsoned in front of the TV, while my dad was watching Fox, and he never even noticed the difference.

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