Beef Cucumber

n. The male anatomy.

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."

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Movie Mehrathon

A summer of decidedly meh, subpar "blockbuster" movies, causing a sense of bored dissatisfaction among cinephiles.

I'm so tired of played out remakes, sequel prequels and fake-ass computer generated special effects. This summer has been one big Movie Mehrathon.

Bacon Trench

n. The female anatomy.

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."

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