Shevet Metzada

PART 1

Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!
Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!

Chevre I’m not going to say this again I need it to be quiet. Tov, now that you know our shevet a little better, let me show you around. Shevet metzada based in Tenafly NJ (but populated mostly by NVDers and Creskillians) is quite the organization. As one of the largest shvatim in the hanaaga, we take “pride” in our number, and by that I mean we’ll brag to you about it in machane shachbag. Apropo machane shachbag, did you hear what happened during dodge ball?!?! Anyway, let’s start with tzevet daled, aka the shishistim who wanted to be peilim but weren’t, you guys literally haven’t written a peula since October. Next, tzevet hei, they’re tipa struggling but somehow are all happy, like, all the time. Oh boy, it’s vav time, don’t even get me started on them, that’s a dysfunctional tzevet if I’ve ever seen one. Aw and zain, such cuties, all besties and whatnot. Then comes chet, and I literally have so many nice things to say, but right now I can’t think of any soooooo ?? And last and certainly not least, ladies and gentlemen, they’re better than us teEt!!!! All jokes aside you guys are actually amazing and I dk how you deal with the tetnikim wtf. So now we’re done with hadracha, but just you wait, it’s peilim time!!! Lol jk wtf even is a peil?!? You guy like what do they even do? Like ok, sure, rashatzim do stuff but the rest of you, like, hwhat?

OMG I want to be part of shevet Metzada ...not

Tenafly High School

Tenafly, New Jersey, where the football team hasn’t won a game since 1984, and 1 in two kids are high in class. Where you can’t walk into the bathroom without finding a drug deal going on. The population is pretty much split between Koreans and Jews, andeveryone’s dad is the the CEO of a multi million dollar tech conglomerate. You either live on the hill, or you’re a peasant, and if you didn’t go to the Halloween party, you’re social status will never recover. There’s a party every Friday night and it’s not over until the cops show up. Sure the school prides itself on our stellar SAT scores, but it’s still 2 million dollars in debt. It’s the town where nudes and sex tapes are leaked, and where kids miss a semester because they went to jail for a while. But chill, he’s cool now. If you want school spirit, don’t come here, we don’t like spirit, but competition is fine. There’s always a guy who gets beat up, or a girl who gets hurt because those two made a bet. You can’t tell your real friends from the fakes, but hey, we have a good school system so.... yay??

Oh... you go to Tenafly High School...

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