zombo

A zombo is the only kind of non-hostile zombie that is a combination of a zombie and a hobo. They do not require human flesh for sustanance. They only require pocket change. They are completly harmless unless you don't give them money.

Random guy: JESUS CHRIST A FREAKIN' ZOMBIE RUN!!!!!!
zombo: CHAAAAAANNNNGE!!!!!
random guy 2: No, wait, it's, alright dude, it's just a zombo.
*Zombo holds out a plastic cup*
Random guy 2: thar ya go buddy!
*random guy 2 throws some small change into the cup*
zombo: CHAAAANNNNGE!!!!
*zombo stumbles of in search of more change*

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