apptionary

The Dictionary of Apps, also can be used as sarcastic euphemism for App related conversations

She asked me what I thought of the new app APPtionary I told her it wasn’t APPsoluetly APPsurd.

I’d drink his bathwater

Meaning that the person whose bathing is so gorgeous/extremely attractive that they would drink their bath water for sexual pleasure

“OMG He is so fiiiiiine I’d drink his bathwater and be happy!” She said

fuckizudoin

verb

"Fuckizudoin"

(fuk-iz-yoo-doo-ing)

describes the act of engaging in deep introspection and critical examination of one's path in life, including their choices, decisions, and overall maneuverability. It implies a profound questioning and evaluation of one's direction and purpose.

I heard someone say “ I want a baby ASAP!”
I quickly replied “Fuckizudoin”

intelligent-dumbass

"Intelligent-dumbass" can be defined as an individual who possesses a high level of intellectual capability, often measured by a high IQ, but consistently displays a tendency to perform simple tasks or make decisions in a foolish, silly, or inept manner. This term highlights the paradoxical combination of intelligence and a lack of practical wisdom or common sense in certain aspects of their behavior.

For him to have a 146 IQ , but burn boiling water he’s an intelligent-dumbass