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a common name, also an adjective, used on persons who excessively use the word mass in everyday speech (not to define a bad situation, but just to use it. see mass fat), covers his/her mouth all the time, has a bad haircut, watches naruto and defends all his/her pointless opinions forever.
person one: *covering his mouth* mass.
person two: you're bill.
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A movement where one rotates one's upper body in a circular fashion, whilst saying 'hello hello' in a funny accent (whichever you prefer, usually indian), followed by a 3 count countdown when at the end you say 'goodbye' in the same accent, and falling upon a surface face down with arms underneath. The countdown in not appliciable when there are no usable surfaces nearby (as in tables/chairs/desks).
Used in situations one greatly dislikes, or to provide a distraction if nescissary. (see mass fat)
*person was waiting for the bus for an hour*
person: Dammit this calls for a mass rotation.
*initiates mass rotation*
person: Hello hello, hello hello, hello hello, hello hello, goodbye.
person: That feels better.
Originating in 2006, where one person would often use his palm to cover his face then turn away saying:'AAWWWWWWW MMMMMAAAAASSSSSSS'. That same person then used the word mass as a very poorly defined insult-apparent (we all just thought he was a wackjob).
There then born was the phrase mass fat. Now used in conjunction with the mass rotation, in situations of obvious not-funess/uncool-ness/shittyness.
Also can be used as an exclaimation, or as adjective. Sometimes as a suggestive noun.
1.
person one: Dude! The French was due yesterday!!!
person two: MASS FAT!!!
2.
person one: Do you know Avirl Lavigne?
person two: She's mass fat.
3.
*person one does a crappy move in soccer*
person two: You're mass fat at soccer.
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The exclaimation made when entering upon a situation of distress, used interchangably with mass fat
person one: Dammit the shield's annoying
person two: AWW MASS I just bump into one!!
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licking dog is very nice thing to do, it make you awesome.
person one: You lick dog aannnhh?
person two: I lick very much dog.
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