Couch Potato

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

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Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.

Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?

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Christmas Sweater

When a man or women snorts cocaine from the inside of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.

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Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

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Gasturbating

The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.

Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating

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Scrape Job

When a male has a classic case of itchy ball syndrome, the partner performs an itching of the scrotum with their teeth.

"Hey honey I think it's time for a scrape job. I have been sitting at work all day long." Said Bill.

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Zahelu

Stuffing all of one's foreskin inside of the vaginal or anal cavity.

My father loves performing a romantic zahelu on mother to get him warmed up for his daughter.

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