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Lunchly Pizza

Lunchly Pizza is a brand recipe from a company named "Lunchly" that makes delicious pizza, famous for it's blue-colored cheese giving it extra taste. This company also makes other cheese-related products. The Lunchly Pizza is delicious but has caused some cases of:

Malaria
Covid-19
Flu
Common-Cold
Diabetes (all types)
And more!

"Hey bro, do you want some Lunchly Pizza?" "Yes! I love Lunchly Pizza!" or "No, that shit is nasty as literal garbage!"

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 27, 2024


Steam Engine (History)

As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.

"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 28, 2024


Barry

Barry is a British soldier and survivor who assists the players of Guts and Blackpowder in San Sebastian. Barry is a soldier of the 5th Regiment of Foot, he is responsible for signaling the HMS Undaunted to rescue the players. Barry is present on the roof of the outer walls of the city of San Sebastian. Upon the players reaching the outer walls, Barry will fire a rocket in order to signal to the HMS Undaunted for rescue. Barry will then inform the players that he has gotten the HMS Undaunted's attention, and tells the players to defend the area while he raises the platform. Barry will then begin to raise the platforms while the players hold out. Once he has raised the platform fully, he will inform the players that it is raised and orders them to get on.
As Barry begins turning the Winch, he is ambushed by two Runners (a type of zombie in G&B) and a Bomber (a type of zombie in G&B). Barry attempts to flee, but is ultimately killed. Upon Barry dying, players will be able to climb up the metal grate that separated the players from Barry, and players will be able to use the winch to lower the platform themselves, sacrificing themselves in the process.

EX 1
Guy 1: Barry is the best NPC in the game!
Guy 2: Fuck you!
Guy 1: DE KOMMER! HJAELP US!
EX 2
Guy 1: Barry had such a sad death...
Guy 2: Womp Womp

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! December 21, 2024