spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

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butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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Typo

Typographical Error.

i r hav noe tipografical errar in mi typign!1 stopp aqqusing meh! OR I BAAN U. DERE I SED IT. U R BAANED!1

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dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

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dirty pillows

Water Balloons

My meat hooks got stuck to your dirty pillows.

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Bottyburp

What little girls and boys call a fart. See bottomburp

"My cousin did a bottyburp yesterday!"
"Oh, that's nice!"

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the house of the dead 2

"People of the AMS... I am Goldman."

Goldman talks like a text-reading computer program. And when that little purplish-flying-guy on stage 1 says 'Suffer like G did,' it sounds like a question.

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