bridgton academy

A prep school located in the woods of Maine which offers competitive athletics and academics. Pussy is nonexistent at this school, and students rely on excessive masturbation or the sleazy lunch ladies to satisfy their sexual urges. Unfortunately, due to the absence of women, students contract an alarming disorder referred to as “BA Goggles.” Inflicted students disregard size, age, teeth, and overall attractiveness in their pursuit for local pussy.

I would rather cop dome off a piranha than go back to bridgton academy.

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