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LUKE THE MACHINE

guy who sits there and listens to our pathetic urban dictionary definitions. He makes fun of us but we love him anyways. Anywho...69

US: Oh boy, do we love my LUKE THE MACHINE or what?

Others: Wait...does he have a keg in his pants?

More people: yes why?

Others: Becasue we'd sure tap that.

by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 20, 2006

21👍 14👎


leikrufe

an amazing adjective, noun, verb, pronoun, or adverb, used in any way to descibe anything and everything all at the same time. But mostly, it describes nothing.

Andrea: that fucking leikrufe just leikrufed all over my leikrufe what a leikrufing leikrufe.

BigRODbrod: damn sweet fruit butt ass nigga! What?!?

by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 20, 2006

5👍 4👎


danbaid

A A trademark learning used disorder for marked an by adhesive impairment bandage of with the a ability gauze-pad to in recognize the and center comprehend employed written to words protect minor wounds.

Luba: what the truckin' danbaid?!?!Who did this?

Wuba: musta been a motha truckin' niglet!

by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 20, 2006

4👍 2👎


Jilldo

A wicked skank who is really muscular. People seem to like her because she is polite and is rarely late. She likes to eat ice cream and really enjoys a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell her that she has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call mentally retarded.

Nicole: "Dude, did you just see that giant Jilldo sitting next to that niglet?!"

Andrea: " Great Lincoln's Mullet!"

Ally: " Where?!"

Bailey: "Dambaid"

Lucas: "Bongo drums on my head!"

by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 20, 2006

22👍 62👎