pigeon burger

these are predominantly found in the region of the whitcliffe mount cafeteria. students are armed with weaponry of bowls and plates of which they aim and fire at the birds. these birds are then viciously slaughtered and stuffed into burgers to make up for the lack of genuine meat

I fancy a pigeon burger today. get your bowls ready.

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bbg academy

an absolute mess full of road men and girls who’s foundation doesn’t match their actual skin tones. we call these chavs.
the teachers try their best as they hear the deafening cries of the (sh)IT girls using terms such as 'errr' and 'fuck off'. Students sit at desks doing a range of tiktok dances and threatening the staff with their whining voices. Year 7's are a walking trip hazard with a mouldy croissant sitting at the top of their head, oh that's their hair.. For lunch, have a tuna sandwich which contains more butter than tuna. Or the ever popular ham, now with 100% added fat.

BBG academy... Ofsted rated 'good'

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