McGuinty

It East Coast slang for the Shocker. It is the romantic act of inserting two fingers in the Vag, and then slyly sneaking the pinky into the ass to create that romantic moment you have been missing. To perform this procedure properly, your ring finger should be comfortably rested against the taint.

After we lit the candles, had dinner and listened to some Kenny G, I enhanced the evening by introducing her to my old friend McGuinty

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mud maggot

A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.

My Mud Maggot buddy Walter poured only three floors today and made five grand.

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speed bumping

When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do

My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.

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