Shelby

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. Causes the people in her vicinity to instantly become the luckiest people in said world. She has a love for glittery items; shoes, purses, clothes, etc. Is attracted to the colors Pink and Teal. Makes one smile so much that it will make your cheeks hurt. Her eyes sparkle a perfect blue and her smile lights up any sized room. She'll make you fall in love with a single look and her kiss is enough to melt the world's toughest man. She has a passion for reality shows like Breaking Amish, and can watch Criminal Minds ALL DAY LONG! She also happens to be the world's best cuddler (see Guiness Book of World Records). Recently, she has made a tall Amerasian the happiest man in the world.

"Wow, that Shelby sure is beautiful."

"Duh, She's the most beautiful girl in the world!"

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Emergenseed

Premature ejaculant. The goo left behind by a male who became overly excited during sexual activity.

"All I did was touch Brian's leg and he filled his pants with emergenseed. Pathetic."