Darnell Terry

A Darnell Terry is someone who has massive big dick energy. Someone who could turn up unknown on a Sunday morning, bag a brace, then walk home with pride. DT26 has the biggest dick in Sunday league… and there’s nothing anyone can do about it

“Big game Sunday boys. We’ve got Darnell Terry coming over so they’ll be nothing to worry about”

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Charlie Plaster

Charlie plaster…. Where do we start with this one….. Charlie Plaster is the perfect definition of a slut, slosh pot, sket etc.

If it breathes it’s ready to breed, that’s how a Charlie Plaster will analyse his prey.

Always be cautious around a Charlie Plaster, one minute you’ll be fine, the next you’ll be needing therapy through a firm railing from the Plaster.

What’s that coming over the hill, it’s Charlie Plaster.. it’s Charlie Plasteeerrrr

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Ellis Terry

Well….. where do we start.
If you was 14 to inches of pure masculinity then look no further than Ellis Terry. This absolute tripod of a human could draw any person or anything he wants.. men, women, hamstring, microwave. You name it he’ll pull it. Ellis Terry is the perfect description of an alpha, with their dashing looks and charm, you’ll be weak at the knees with just the presence along of Ellis Terry.
The only con of Ellis Terry is that he likes playing hard to get, he loves it when people chase after him but the harder you chase the more you can see that he wants you back (he just won’t admit it).

I was swiping through tinder the other day to try and find my own Ellis Terry, but sadly no one comes close to that beaut.