N.S.E.

Near Shart Experience:

When at first, you suspect that your fart was more than just a fart, but your panties are clean :)

Damn! That was close... Thought I sharted, but it was just an N.S.E.... Whew!

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Sniffari

Combination of the words "sniff" and "safari". It occurs when your dog wants to take up the entire day to sniff every blade of grass in the neighborhood on their walk.

Daisy, we don't have time for an 18 hour sniffari! Hurry up and peepee!!

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