mombie

A mindless, half-dead idiot who walks and plays with their mobile phone at the same time.

I nearly ran over a mombie who walked into the road without looking the other day.

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spakker

Someone who is not very intelligent, acting like they have a disabilty but don't have one.

Jess was acting like a spakker on the bus today.

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