emoed

Abbreiviated- "Every Minute of Every Day." Used to define someone's unhealthy obsession with something.

When Mike said that he had turned heel against his girlfriend, we knew that he was too EMOED toward pro-wrestling.

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bunk

really bad pot

marijuana that was swept off the floor and has dog hair and carpet fuzzies in it

ditch weed

if you smoke that bunk you'll just get a bas headache

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cornholio

a fucking moron who is constipated and puts his fucking piece of shit shirt over his fucking head.

I am Cornholio, a fucking moron, and i put my piece of shit shirt over my fucking head.

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sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

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pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

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turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

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Taco Bell

Where dog food is used in tacos and burritos.

I couls swear that Taco Bell Gordita had Purina Dog Chow in it.

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