guhole

a fuking cheating guy who is a assole

omg my fukin guhole bf just slept wit a hooker!!!!

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fkuced

a variation of the word "fucked"

my knee's fucked becuse it's mad fkuced

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like your face

a term meant to be used in a playful manner, but also has its uses in the derogatory. "like your face" means that something is similar in appearance, or feeling taken from experience to your face..

"Courtney Love is a slut."
"LIKE YOUR FACE!"

"I am so bored."
"LIKE YOUR FACE!!"

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Dirty Laundry

when a man sticks his erected penis into a womens vagina after promptly removing it from another.

Vicky laid on the bed wiped from the hardcore sex with Rick as he shoved his penis into Candy.

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dude

A word that is established in a Californians mental dictionary at a very young age.

A nickname for a person you don't know

A word that expresses alarm, shock, anger, or happiness

A word added on to a sentence to prove a point

A word used to convey sympathy

Cali Dad: Come one baby, say DAD D-A-D
Cali Teen1: Let's hit the mall, dude!
Ca li Baby: Dude!!
Cali Dad: **groan**
~
Person: Hey.. erm, dude! Yeah the dude over there!
~
**gropes random person**
Random Person: DUDE! No!
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Do you know what I mean, dude?
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Guy1: And then she dumped me for my brother!
Guy2: Dude....

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Banana phone

A song that is on a pointless, BUT FUNNY Animation on newgrounds and now ebaumsworld

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!
I got this feelin'
It's so appealing
For us to get together and sing. SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone!
It grows in bunches
I got my lunches
It's the best
Beats the rest!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Don't need no quarters, don't need no dimes, to call a friend of mine
No need computers, or TV, to have a real good time,
I'll call my dentist
I'll call my cat
It's cellular, modular, intellective, oddular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!

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sobro

a small part of brookline, overflowing with boys that think they are invincible. they get arrested once a week and still think its cool to drink 40 beers and drive around or paddle kids. they mack the freshmen like crazy but those girls dont seem to mind. sobro thinks they own shit, but really they just start shit. the seniors of 2005 from sobro even have sobro tatoos, chill out guys. it aint cool.
^WTF whats worse 40 beers or 40 joints. while theyre out getting drunk the rest of brooklines getting stoned. everyone macks the freshman...OMG they have tattoos. lets call the cops! and ur starting shit urself so stfu

"hm im really going to waste time dissing sobro bcuz i have nothing better to do" grow up

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