Sam Adams

The finest American Beer, and my write-in for president

I drank a sixxer of Sam during the Pats game

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cingular

Lowest dropped calls my fucking ass.

Me: "Hey, Jeff?"

Jeff: Hey, what's u-"

Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!"

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spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.

The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking

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kaceem

The whiteest black guy ever.

Guy: Kaceem dawg lets go get us some 49's and get wasted.

Kaceem: What?

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donald rumsfeld

endearing term for Donald Rumsfeld

I think i need some cream for my Rumsfeld Dr

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rock drawers

what those guys in Happy Harry's do to all the hood rats

yo, did you rock drawers last night

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Paranoia Beast

The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.

Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)

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