Roll Tide

A completely uneducated saying a toothless redneck would say even though Alabama has not been a national powerhouse in football since the Bear left.

Bama is number one. We will win a national championship. Bear Bryant is alive. Roll Tide!!

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candy shop

a place in the projects where they sell drugs or guns

50 cent went to the candy shop to get guns not candy..

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sissy cunt

-A person who hides behind their lies to promote their shitty agenda. Mostly used for Fox News employees.
-Being a real douche when you know you're a lying sack of shit.

That fucking Bill O'Reilly is being a real sissy cunt.

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meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.

After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.

Maverick

Reverse Shocker. Two in the poo, one in the coo. Two in the ass, one in the grass. Inverted shocker dive. (source-Top Gun)

After applying the shocker, turn wrist 180 degrees counter clock-wise (thumb to the south) and re-insert. This will result in a white gooey substance. Don't be alarmed.

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smate

1. having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified; (ant: gay)
2. more often than not, the root word of the hostname currently assigned to Brian Hetro's current computer

Mac OS X is smate.

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Wha-ha

a word used in place of sweet, wow, or something of the sort

Ben- Hey bia, look at that girl with those tig ol bitties.
Kush- Wha-ha!!! Damn shes fine