dickheadish

a To act in a manner indicating that one's head is, in fact, a penis.

b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.

c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.

Your dickheadish head looks like my dick!

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astronomous

'dogs bollox', 'heavy' & 'jolly good old chap'(for the toffs) all rolled into one!

"it was an astronomous footy match"!!

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lithp

noun. the speech impediment characterized by the involuntary replacement of the 's' sound with a 'th'.

Thtop making fun of my lithp.

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Apostle

Someone who is affiliated to 12 Apostles (www.12-apostles.com) either by providing funding or supplying news on rock, roll and religious matters. All apostles have an additional signifyer relating to their geographic location.

Bow Apostle was discussing with Bondi Apostle about the bodacious story that Lancashire Apostle had posted on Peter Saville and Jacques Derrida.

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Muted Trumpet

An "inverse" rusty trombone.

I got a Muted Trumpet. It made me go "wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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sandwich

1) n. **Etymology- comes from the Earl of Sandwich, the inventor of the dish**
A food item traditionally served with certain ingrediants between two slices of bread (although certain sandwiches such as the club, have more than two slices). The ingredients can consist of anything from peanut butter to gravy.

2) v. To pin between two objects/people.

1. This ham sandwich is awesome!

2. He was sandwiched between two slabs of granite.

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Vondruke

A curse word to use when the words bitch, asshole, little shit, and any other vulgar nouns are not appropriate.

You big fat vondruke.

Whats up my vondruke.

George Bush is sucks a vondruke.

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