Derwood

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

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crammage

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.

Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.

gnarly

1. Something tough or hard

2. Something tough or hard that has been succesfully manipulated

1. My first chemistry assignment is one gnarly bitch

2. He pulled a 720 in that crappy halfpipe? Gnarly shit!!!

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Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut

Tim is such a slapnut

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Bristowfied

An obsession with or about any member of the Bristow or Derevko family

After that night, I was bristowfied.

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Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

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civic

A car owned by millions of wanna-be's

the guy who said he passed the citizenship test is a peice of shit...no one gives a fuck about that shit u dumb fuck...i think ur a racist peice of shit u bitch. i love foreigns more than domestics but ur just a peice of shit. Civics do suck shit. 1 million damn ppl prolly have civics, i would rather have a slow mustang that gets killed by a civic then one of those peices.

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