Doppel-Gangers

An indiginous worm located in South Africa. They hang from trees and when approached they make strange wooping noises and jump at your face. Then they suck the sweet sweet juices from your eyes and make a nest in your intestines. They can grow from 5 inches to 5 feet long. The doppel-ganger is endangered so please do not hunt them for sport.

Guy1- Did you hear that?
Guy2- Hey whats that in the tree over there?
Guy1- Thats a doppel-ganger.
DoppelGanger- WOOP WOOP!
Guy1andGuy2- AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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crack rocksteady

what rude boys listen to while smoking crack

leftover crack, choking victim

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dwacist

an act of being racist but against a dwarf

Life's too short is a dwacist show with dwacist humour

lowit

pronounced :
everythings good
dont worry about it
not worth thinking about it further

Bloke 1: Sorry bout killing ure dog..
Bloke 2: Sok mate, lowit

Bloke 1: You going to the pub,
Bloke 2: Yeah, lowit

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moby dick

Slang term used to describe somebody who is sick.
Some one who is often moby dick may be describe as a big dipper

Where is Harry Dozens, he's not moby is he? moby dick? sick? prick!

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chacaraca

careless, thoughtless, and inconsiderate personal traits towards others

"You're two hours late and you haven't even written your verse. I'm paying for the studio time you fucking chacaraca!"

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Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.

I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.

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