NAACP awards

An award ceremony where black people are guarrenteed to win! Many other races and people have been persecuted more than blacks yet blacks get an award show!

I ain't racist I'm just pointing out certain wrongs within the world, I don't see any Jewish award ceremonies or Mexican ones... yet the NAACP doesn't give awards to whites and it isnt considered racist!

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Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.

The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.

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peep

To hook up with in sexual context.

I peeped a fly honey last night

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Flying the Hog

Draping the penis outside the pants through the zipper or other opening. This term applies to the "PUBLIC" display of genitals only. It does not apply to the scrotum.

Tommy lost the bet, so now he has to Fly the Hog at the bus stop.

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cocknose

Originated because sum1 has a nose so steep its a double black ski run, and looks remarkably cock shaped

Tamsin u have a cock nose

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Ben Dover

the peak of all godlyness and sexyness, even pertaining to pimpness and/or 1337ness.

"that guy is such fucking Ben"

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Tougias

(Noun,Verb,Adjective) A mistake causing someone to yell Tougias.

O my god why dont you just go ahead and tougias yourself.
Shes being the biggest tougias.

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