Vondruke

A curse word to use when the words bitch, asshole, little shit, and any other vulgar nouns are not appropriate.

You big fat vondruke.

Whats up my vondruke.

George Bush is sucks a vondruke.

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carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

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2 by 4

twenty four ounce can of beer

I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)

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Ozzy

Was good in the days of the Masters (Black Sabbath) But then he got abit too high an became shit. There is also a crap show on MTV

The Osbournes is shit, why dont poeple see that? Its awful!

"O I say Jerry, He said fuck"
@HaHa! Oh how funny do the little children think this is"

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Benz

It can smoke a BMW or a Ferrari anyday. it is German Exotica in the form of full size sedans.

A Benz S65 can smoke a NASCAR anyday

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lil jon

The worst rapper / hype man ever. He is overplayed and can be found on almost any mainstream hip hop track out there. Listen closely and you can at least hear him screaming "HUWHAT" in the background. This fraud gets paid millions of dollars to scream meaningless words like "WHAT", "OKAY", and "YEAAAAAAAH!" on other rappers' songs. He appears most commonly on Ying Yang Twins tracks, who by the way, are some of the worst dirty south rappers.

Expert : lil jon used to be good back in the day of "Let my nuts go" and " "Bia Bia." Now every plastic highschool teen girl thinks he is the epitome of great music. Go listen to some Common, Aesop Rock, or Talib Kweli.

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Bagsy

To stake a claim on an object or task.
Also 'bagsy not' - the opposite.

"Bagsy carrying her bag for her."
"Well what am I going to do?"
"Pull her mate - the fat one."
"Bagsy not"!

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