Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

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yaknahmsayin

"Do you know what I am saying?"

Damn, that shit fucked a brotha up, yaknahmsayin?

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Harry Chapin

A wrongfully overlooked singer/songwriter of the 1960s-1980s. His songs always told stories making him one of the best story tellers of all time. He gave over half of the money he'd make to charities living by the philosophy "I play one night for myself and one night for the other guy." He started an organization called World Hunger Year to help stop people from starving. He didn't have a particularly great singing voice but the songs he sang more than made up for it.

Now if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth well I wonder what would happen to this world. -- Harry Chapin

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

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Dazer

A person of minute stature, intensely interested in the scatalogical fields, tends to drive poorly engineered cars by choice. could wield a spanner, if you gaffa taped it to his shaking hands. Also characterised by an extremely swollen groinal area.

Denver Parker

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Jick

A random motion... usually done in a time of confusion or hyperness.

Syco jicks just a bit...

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Troubleshat

A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.

I can't believe that just happened! I called into to tech support and they had me drop my firewall because I couldn't obtain an IP address. What a troubleshat, now I've got viruses on my machine and can only boot to safe mode, much less connect to the internet!

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