crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

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guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

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thrive

The word 'thrive' originates from a central auckland crew commonly known as the 'Ultimate Thrivers'.
This prestigous bunch of people developed the word during many drunk nights and good times.

It has many meanings but generally donates fun, success, happiness and good times.

Jamins one thriving mutha fucka

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bomb

To fail spectacularly.

Dude, I totally bombed that Advanced Quantum Physics III midterm. I'm such an idiot!!!

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assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).

That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.

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whack off

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

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Clinger

The one that just wont let go.
Can mean anything from that ex that bothers you to tears to a crab that attaches itself to your testicles while skinny dipping or that crap you did earlier and it still hangs on for dear life (I should know)

She's a clinger just kill 'er
OUCH I got a clinger
RRRRRGH ahh oh god it's a clinger

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