rooked

To be screwed over, usually financialy

those bastards have rooked me out of £50

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climb the back fence

distract the guard dog while the sandlot kid pounces on his baseball

Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid, can you climb the back fence?

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Strawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After I ran out of juice, I gave her a knee in the nose and mixed it around using a reverse basket of fruit

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Mutt's nuts

Indicates an item of quality.

Synonym for dog's bollocks

Web services are the mutt's nuts

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moom

1) 'Everything', It is used to confuse others. (n)

2) A rubber blue cow, which was beheaded. (n)

1) "What is Moom!" -- "It is everything *walks away*"

2) Moom has no head.

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hore

a bad spelling of "whore"

"she is such a hore"

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Bedike

a really really big dike

Mia F. is a bedike.

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