dry bagel

Two people having sex with clothes on. AKA Dry humping.

We were dry bageling all night, no fluids were exchanged.

8👍 4👎

Corn

Something lame. Used similarly to corny.

Person 1: "I can't believe Natalie can read these romance novels..."

Person 2: "Haha...corn."

47👍 57👎

abercrombie and fitch

the best store ever that i dont know what i would wear if it wasnt there!

i love abercrombie...its the greatest!

37👍 57👎

Half and Half

Half regular Wawa Coffee and half Cappacino (reg or vanilla) or one of those carmel or mocha Caps they got now. Removes the need to put cream & sugar in the coffee.

person: do ya want something from Wawa?
me: Yeah, coffee. Half reg, hald vanilla cap.

20👍 94👎

Cointel

A hotel that uses COINS. ;(

1. MattW was forced to host Cointel or he would be killed.
2. Becky is making this definition because she wants MattW to host Cointel.

2👍 19👎

mumfy

Mike/comfortable, when a person named mike is more that comfy, he's mumfy

I lay on Mike and he was so mumfy I fell asleep.

5👍 19👎

brown porpoise

When two men are having anal sex and making porpoise noises, they are brown porpoising.

I heard two men brown porpoising the other night. I was quite perturbed.

9👍 2👎