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chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by BErt November 28, 2004

185๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.

I wasted half of a 14 CDRs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDRs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with MP3s and the best freeware programs available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.

An everyday example of how Linux dependency/lib file Hell prevents people from using Linux:

1) You download libkmidiplayer2.2.4 for Linux, but to install it, you need :
libmidi.so.1
libsound.so.2

2) You download the two libfiles, but in order to install libmidi.so.1 you need;
libc.so.6
libkernel.so.3
libsynth.so.0
alsa2.1.3
libfm.so.0

3) To install libfm.so.0, you need:
libkmidiplayer2.2.4

4) What the fuck?

by BErt March 17, 2005

111๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


shrimpy

he came... he saw... he shot his load everywhere

shrimpy.

by BErt February 3, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


old school

older model cars that are remodel mostly with big rims 20's and up. candy paint tv's & dvd's a whole lot of chrome

dirtyi just fixed my old school up i got dem jordans on that thang. 5 tv 3 dvd player, station and a burberry rag on that bitch with burberry leather guts.

by BErt April 11, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by BErt September 24, 2003

150๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 3, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!

by BErt May 15, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž