Threesome Thwarter

The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.

I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!

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Scalp Rub

An exquisite head massage that feels so good because of all the nerve endings being rubbed on.

My hot hair stylist gives me the world's greatest scalp rub. Her rub leaves me all tingly and euphoric.

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Romania

The European equivalent of Ethiopia.

In Romania, you're considered wealthy if your house has a roof.

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