2 skinnee j's

The most talented rap band ever delivered to this Earth by God. The ones who speak for those who have not yet found their voice.

"This songs goes out to those with coke bottle glasses, all you lonely kids who were the last pick in gym classes. We got your back - detract your malefactors. All you up in the back, UNITE LIKE THUNDERCATS!" Preach on brothas!

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reetchy

A superhuman sex being, made for pure lovemaking and satifaction. A dreamboat with a small unit.

Jackie: Have you seen reetchy in wentz lately?

Megan: Yah!! Isn't reechy a hunk? Too bad he's only got 3/4 of an inch to work with.

Jackie:Yah..he needs an extension

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2 fingers

2 ounces. 1 finger = 1 ounce. Used when ordering a drink like a martini or shot.

"Hey barkeep...give me 2 fingers of gin and make it dirty"

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Coco Lopez

When Mario Lopez molestes you by touching your coconuts.

"Man I was walking down the street the other day and got Coco Lopezed out of no where, damn."

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oh yea

thats wut she was screamin when i fucked her hard

when i was bangin that bitch all she was screammin was ohhhh yeah!

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foolin

When you be actin' a fool. Acting crazy, gettin' all wild.

Damn, you drank 3 40s and started tossin' bar stools, you be foolin' playa.

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silent stalker [fart]

a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation.

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag.

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