no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

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lily padding

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.

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party foul

When multiple people are smoking a hookah, and someone kills the suction from your hose by uncovering their hose. Causes the smoker to have a coughing fit. When a party foul occurs, the foul-ee gets a slap on the hand as a punishment.

I was taking a big hit off the hookah when some idiot committed a party foul and I almost died coughing

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zooran

See manzorn

one who is manzorn

jorb

Coach Z's pronunciation of JOB.

Great jorb!

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two towels

wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.

Randy is a two towel he has big man tits

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shaming

(v.) the act of bringing embarassment to a drunk individual. The individual is usually sober, but if drunk enough, shaming can occur while the subject is awake. All shamings should be recorded in some form, either through pictures or movies. Shamings usually occur because the individual passed out first or passed out with their shoes on.

Shaming can be a number of things: piling random objects on a person jenga-style, writing on them with permanent ink, shaving or cutting the individual's hair into embarassing styles (ex: a mullet), or any other creative way to bring embarassment upon the intoxicated party without their knowledge.

Sometimes referred to as the individual being "owned".

The freshman was so drunk that he passed out first AND with his shoes on, that we shamed him by duct-taping him to the couch, piling food on him, and drawing obscene things on his face.

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