Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.

“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”

Bouncers

Slang term for big tits, big ass boobies, humongous globes, large breasts. Name is derived from when a broad with large melons is walking, her boobs bounce up and down like basketballs.

“Hey Timmy, get out of the well and check out the bouncers like Erika! I’d love her to dribble those like basketballs on my face!”