Illusigraph

An old or fake chart, graph or similar document placed on your office computer screen to make it look as if you are busy working on something important.

I pull up and work on my illusigraph anytime the boss is in the office.

delaunay

Delaunay is a very strange woman who may or may not have depression. You can always spot a Delaunay out by there extremely LONG legs

Paul:What’s with that girls LONG legs

Marge: oh that just a Delaunay very weird they are