Shiran

Shiran is an individual known for his crippling gambling addiction, a hobby that often leads to poverty and depression and this fat bitch burdens those who know him by taking up all the space in the car the fat fuck. His drooping man titties suffocate all those around him and could milk 6 unique, obese new born children. His large personality and presence are unmistakable, contributing to the vibrant tapestry of his belly rolls in our community. As an openly gay man, Shiran embraces his faggot behaviour with pride, offering a beacon of self-acceptance and confidence even though he disgusts everyone around him with his mere presence. His penchant for gambling has raised concerns as he spends the majority of his 8 hours a day awake blowing half his fucking port. As with any person, Shiran's journey is one of complex layers and experiences, deserving of hate and criticism rather than morale support and empathy for the guilt tripping cunt.

Person A: oh looks its a shiran
Person B: fuck that bitch and his sloppy drooping lactacting tits

Trumpy Dingy

A very large white looking thing that is very smelly and hairy and looks like a bowl of naan

Hey have you seen trumpy dingy