Five Finger Death Punch

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

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Truck Fag

A broad term, as it covers a wide array of people, from douchey 20-year olds who own lifted trucks with Five Finger Death Punch stickers on the back window, to 45-year old white dudes who own a work truck, but never seem to be working. They can be spotted driving around town, going grocery shopping, or waiting 3 hours in line for an oil change, all while they should be at work. They truly believe that they are the shit, and are obnoxiously loud and rude to anyone and everyone.

You know Josh? Heard his dad bought him a new Ford F150 with a lift kit installed. What a truck fag.

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